Based on a true story.
The book that puts real Bitcoin in your hands.
Everyone laughed at the boy who kept saying Bitcoin mattered. This is his story — and it comes with a little Bitcoin of your own.
Get the Bitcoin Edition — $37 Ships with real Bitcoin inside. ~7,000 sats, yours to keep. We even make you the wallet.
Most books cost you money. This one hands you Bitcoin.
Every Bitcoin Edition ships with a fixed amount of real Bitcoin — not a coupon, not points, not a promise. Actual sats, in an actual wallet, that are actually yours.
We're not promising it'll make you rich. We're not promising the book "pays for itself." We're doing something simpler and more honest: giving you real Bitcoin, and telling you the truth about it. What it does next is up to Bitcoin — and to you.
Never touched Bitcoin? Perfect. That's who this is for.
You don't need to download anything scary. You don't need a seed phrase you'll lose. When your book arrives, your Bitcoin is already sitting in a wallet we made for you. Set a PIN. That's it. You own Bitcoin now.
It's your wallet — your keys, your coins. Keep it here, or when you're ready, the free course shows you how to move it somewhere you control completely. No pressure. No lock-in.
Already a Bitcoiner? Choose "I have a wallet" at checkout and we'll send your sats straight to you over Lightning.
A slice of every book fights childhood cancer.
5–10% of the proceeds from every copy goes to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, where families never receive a bill for treatment, travel, housing, or food. We publish the running total, right here. Buy a book, get Bitcoin, help a kid. That's the whole deal.
Pick your edition
Every edition comes with the full free course — no signup, no upsell. What changes is whether you want the ebook or the physical numbered book with real Bitcoin inside.
The Ebook
- The full book (EPUB)
- Free companion course
- Read on any device
The Bitcoin Edition
- The full illustrated book (physical)
- 7,000 sats in a wallet we make for you
- Numbered 1 of 21,000
- Free companion course
10% of net to St. Jude on every Bitcoin Edition. Every sat is fully reserved — we buy and hold the Bitcoin before you can claim it. We never gift a sat we don't own.
Wear the words
The book gave the language a home. Now you can wear it. Every phrase is straight out of the story — the Bitcoin ones Tae learned, and the family ones that raised him. A share of every piece stacks sats and sends 10% to St. Jude, same as the book.
Not Your CheeseTee · Tote · Plushie
Second BestTee · Poster
Next BlockTee · Mug · Clock
FrazierTee · Hoodie · Hatbook original
Fixes ThisTee · Hoodie · Hat
Every piece is a numbered block on a reverse halving. Early miners pay least; each sold-out batch steps the price up. Mine your merch →
Bitcoin's price moves. Your sats could be worth more later, or less. We give you a fixed amount at purchase and make no promise about its future value — because a book called The Boy Who Cried Bitcoin is the last place on earth that should cry wolf. What we promise: the Bitcoin is real, it's yours, and you can walk away with it anytime. This is not financial advice, and it is not an investment. It's a book with a gift inside.